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awkwardvagina:

one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore

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thefuuuucomics:

White People Almost Kissing, a book by Nicholas Sparks

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peanutbuttarunna:

a-fucking-creeper:

mareeps:

they should have made specialty ice cream flavors for the election

mint romney and obamanana split

i’m 500% done with this site

barackyroad

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fancifullauren:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

“tell me when,” the waiter says as he starts grating my parmesan cheese on my pasta. i sit there in silence and watch as the restaurant fills with cheese and suffocates everyone

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is im just gonna show them this post

niggawitdreadz:

dementorkissmycooch:

niggawitdreadz:

niggawitdreadz:

I ate an entire can of pineapples about 4 hour ago and the smell is seeping through my pores

Guys I’m scared what if this never goes away

At least your vagina juices will be sweet.

What are you talking about Malika Im a man with a penis

my-twisted-fantasie:

boulevard-of-broken-souls:

alexissecrets:

suicidal-smiles:

darkened—wonderland:

THIS FUCKING THIS

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HOLY FUCK! SO FUCKING TRUE!

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