thatsmallbluebox:

my dad kicked my brother out of the house for a week because of this stupid game

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

coochiepebble:

*Hears footsteps towards my room* Please dont

(via hanzcarrot)

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via thealmightyleghorse)

officialwhitegirls:

when you correct the teacher

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(Source: officialwhitegirls, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

(Source: twistdmentality, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

dajo42:

When you and your best friend both think the same thing

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

thefrogman:

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(Source: heartinmyheadphones)

fandomstuck:

pecancat:

fandomstuck:

floof-mcbutt:

official-hoovy:

fandomstuck:

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youtube just told me my opinion doesnt matter without an account

Son, that’s pornhub.

fandomstuck
has betrayed us.

FOR THE LAST TIME ITS A BROWSER EXTENSION IM USING AN EXTENSION THAT INVERTS THE COLORS BECAUSE THEY LOOK NICER I DONT GO ON PORNHUB I CANT EVEN GO ON PORNHUB PORNHUB IS BLOCKED

It’s Pornhub

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(via me-is-abi)

(Source: land-of-propaganda, via sherlock-baggins-uss-enterprise)

steampanic:

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

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(Source: kul5ara, via sherlock-baggins-uss-enterprise)

(Source: realitytvgifs, via mymidnightparadise)

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

sailing-s0ul:

awomanfromitaly:

anukii:

mis-c3l-la-neous:

themishamigosofthemishapocalypse:

50eathaters:

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Girl’s are amazing

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

what the heLL

where is it

(via sherlock-baggins-uss-enterprise)

exvind:

scribblingbearcat:

kammartinez:

Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

DAMN SON

There is no problem that sass cannot solve

(via ixnay-on-the-oddk)

pastel-cutie:

I strongly encourage all of you to wear whatever the hell is going to make you feel good about yourself 

(via ixnay-on-the-oddk)

spells-of-life:

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spells-of-life:

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