my dad kicked my brother out of the house for a week because of this stupid game
when you correct the teacher
youtube just told me my opinion doesnt matter without an account
Son, that’s pornhub.has betrayed us.
FOR THE LAST TIME ITS A BROWSER EXTENSION IM USING AN EXTENSION THAT INVERTS THE COLORS BECAUSE THEY LOOK NICER I DONT GO ON PORNHUB I CANT EVEN GO ON PORNHUB PORNHUB IS BLOCKED
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.
Girl’s are amazing
I think we broke the notes…
i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”
THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES
WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY
what the heLL
where is it
Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.
Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.
There is no problem that sass cannot solve
I strongly encourage all of you to wear whatever the hell is going to make you feel good about yourself
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